The British National Lottery used to have the slogan:
IT COULD BE YOU!
I never liked it.
Of course it could be you.
Given enough time, presumably it eventually will be you.
Keep buying tickets for the next two million years and probability ought to start becoming your friend.
Fortunately, two million years isn’t necessarily going to daunt the serious magician.
Not when some of us have also been experimenting with qigong and its more extravagant claims concerning longevity.
Still, let’s set a more ambitious target.
£80 million next week.
Or the week after.
All right.
Five years.
It’s worth a try.
And more importantly, it’s fun.
In the free piece, How To Win The Lottery, I described some of the experiments Steve Solomon and I conducted back in Norwich during the 1990s.
We watched for numbers appearing synchronistically.
We went into meditative silence and waited for numbers to arise spontaneously.
I used sigils.
We treated the ordinary world as though it were an enormous divination machine.
Occasionally we won small amounts.
We never became millionaires.
Eventually we got bored and went off to make money by other means.
But those were the basic experiments.
This is Advanced Lottery Magick.
We’re going hardcore.
We’re going to ask a demon.