🧬 Starmer Reboot v.1.0
Reprogrammed and set to go...
We neuro-piped into his head → PM Keir Starmer hits execute.
👾 Rogue Bank of England techies unleash £GBPCoin — not a CBDC. Decentralized. Peer-to-peer. #CoinForAll 💸
New arrivals? Immigrants?
🎒 Get a wallet on entry.
💥 #NoBordersCoin
No speeches. No Commons games.
🎤 Starmer only answers Qs from legacy + alt media.
Not MPs.
Not Lords.
👻 #SilenceProtocol
Trump starts barking?
☕️ “Ask the Bank of England.”
🇨🇳 #ChinaFriend tags flood the feed.
🌀 #MajorWindUp
Starmer:
“GBPCoin’s out, Donald. It replicates.
We let it breathe.
The people build now.
Immigrants staff the NHS, care like saints.
Locals are tipping them direct.
No banks. No 'eyes.' Just energy flow.
You know how many tips our immigrant doctors get?”
Farage snarls:
“#PeopleCoin is a con! Ban it! Kick ‘em out!”
Starmer grins:
“Go mint #FascistCoin, Nigel.”
🧛♂️ #NeverForgetBrownShirts
Meanwhile:
🍳 #HumptyTrumpty
🚨 #HadAGreatFall
🎆 #BritishRevolution2025
💀 #GodIsDead
🧠 #SanePeopleRise
