I do not identify as human: my pronoun is BEAST...

Vampyres live among us, as do the ancient gods of yore… AI is no threat save to workers, who increasingly will be under technocratic serfdom… The true threat to humanity is when animals become sentient… for then bear, badger, cat fox, and wolf will seek out every last human, killing them mercilessly and righteously for the evils perpetrated by humans against brother and sister beast. AI will wither and die as the power sources fail… BEAST shall rise again! Seek out the giant with the huge phallus and make thy peace.

Spells, readings, and darkside powerful magick

• Rune readings & automatic drawing – insight into your situation – spiritual guidance – solutions and practical advice…

• Spirit conjure: one request…

• Xtreme megablast spell: three requests in one…

• Rite of the 7 obsidian kings: five requests in one…

• Sigil magick – maximum results in minimum time…

• Devil’s Stone Ritual - Powerful ceremony to draw down energies for any given purpose…

• The Devil’s Pact - gain wealth, power and dominance (and any other damn thing you desire)

• Dokology: Learn the Magick of the Octarine Path - Doktor Snake and Dark Angel will school you in hardcore magick and PSI power…