Rapture Day: A Satanic Sermon

On September 23rd, 2025, some claim The Rapture will arrive. An African pastor has foretold it, while believers brace for the skies to open. But what would Satan himself think of such a prophecy?

In this episode, Doktor Snake delivers “Rapture Day: A Satanic Sermon” — a fiery, sardonic reflection inspired by James Blish’s Black Easter, Marie Corelli’s The Sorrows of Satan, and the tradition of romantic Satanism.

This sermon dismantles the illusion of sacred calendars, mocks the theatre of apocalyptic yearning, and reframes “Rapture” as the ongoing ecstasy and terror of simply being alive.

The Rapture will not be televised. But this sermon will.