Satanic sermon: With the Devil's Pact do you lose your soul?

It’s Sunday. Time for a sermon! As Lord Satan orbits Earth in his intergalactic craft, we learn how it’s time to wake up, stop being a mechanical animal, and live, live, live - embrace every moment of life like a wild beast, soaking up all that surrounds us, the sun shining down, the wind in the trees, the sounds of the birds, be at one with all there is.