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Satan's Soliloquy

Wake up, my Earth bipeds, and evolve to Humans 2.0.

As Lord Satan orbits planet Earth in his intergalactic bio-plasma craft, he looks down upon the denizens of Earth and shakes his head in despair.

“Earth people, take control of your unruly minds and emotions. Learn to still thoughts. Stop internal dialogue. Quiet your minds. Don't let random thoughts control you. Control them instead. Be masters of your mental ship. Steer it where you will it to go. Don't let it be thrown hither and thither by the fickle winds of fate.”

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Doktor Snake
Doktor Snake
Dubbed "the UK's answer to Anton Lavey". Listen at your peril. Bestselling author of Doktor Snake's Voodoo Spellbook, Human Sacrifice, Cannibals, and Get Money.